Chuck Norris : A mere human??

Monday, November 17, 2008 Posted by j0e

Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has always been part of my childhood. When we were kids, 11pm on Fridays were reserved for the bearded man with the roundhouse kicks in Walker Texas Ranger. Just found out some 'fun facts' about him which would make RajniKanth jealous.

1. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

2. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

5. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

6. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

7. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.


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